Monday, May 16, 2011

What KNOT to wear.

Weddings can come with enough rules of etiquette to choke a horse.  While some of it might be out-dated, much of it should still be upheld.

A great rule of thumb?   No one wants to see your ass.
If your cellulite and micro-mini are fighting for position, you should not wear it to a wedding!   (Or anywhere, for that matter.)
This gal pretty much has a black band-aid across her butt.  Dis-reeee-spectful!  All eyes should be on the bride, not on your hot mess of a bad clubbing outfit.  
You're scaring the kids.  Put some pants on.

13 comments:

Jen @ tatertotsandjello.com said...

OMG - you are so funny! And it's so true.

Love your new site Viv!! You are incredible!

xoxox
Jen

Connie said...

Did you just want to go up behind her and pull her skirt down?

And she doesn't have the legs for it.

At all!

Krystyn said...

Holy cow! In no way is that appropriate...and yet, now I see why my students think it's okay to wear something like that.

Um, that shouldn't even be worn in a bedroom!

Elz said...

Ha! Love your new site. I have some stories to tell...

Kelli said...

Oh my...her body is just fighting to get out of there. It's screaming!

Erin said...

hahahaha! That is so wrong, but so damn funny!!! I agree, a big no no and TACKY!

MiMi said...

Reminds me of Steel Magnolias when that lady says a woman's dress reminds her of 2 pigs fightin' to get out of a gunny sack. LOL (i'm pretty sure i spelled gunny wrong.)

Becca said...

LOVE IT!!!!! This is definitely going to be one of my NEW favorite blogs!!!!

~Becca

smiley said...

The truth may hurt, but it's not nearly as painful as that view!!!
Angio

Cherished Bliss said...

And that is why you never assume "I won't even know anyone there"... cause you could end up in blogland with your butt as the main show! : ) Love your new blog! : )

Lesley said...

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
That's pitiful.

Impulsive Addict said...

OMG! That is just hysterical! Wrong....but funny!!

Prudently Painted Vintage said...

So gross! I think you are suppose to wear a dress to your knees to a wedding? I could be wrong, but geez at least have some commen sense. This dress would be inappropriate on any woman to go to a wedding.

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